Fuck Me Silly Man – Realistic 8” Cock, Flexible Torso, and Fanta Flesh

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Meet the Fuck Me Silly Man, your ultimate partner for uninhibited fun and fantasy. This lifelike creation from PipeDream is designed to fulfil your wildest desires with its impressive features and realistic feel. Standing as a true masterpiece in the realm of adult toys, the Fuck Me Silly Man offers an extraordinary experience that’s hard to beat.

With a solid 8 inches of thick, flexible cock and a remarkably lifelike torso, this 20-pound marvel is built to impress. The Fuck Me Silly Man boasts a robust and responsive Fanta Flesh material, which warms to your body temperature for an incredibly authentic feel. Whether you’re looking for a vigorous session or a slow, sensual encounter, this toy is always ready to deliver.

This realistic man toy features a sculpted body with washboard abs and a chiselled waistline, ensuring that every touch and stroke feels true to life. His enormous cock and tight, detailed ass are perfect for a variety of fantasies. The Fuck Me Silly Man doesn't just look the part; his soft, pliable texture provides the sensation of real flesh, making every encounter thrillingly close to the real thing.

This sex torso is also designed for versatility. Place him on a flat surface and let your imagination run wild—whether you want to experience him from behind or take him for a ride, he’s up for anything. His sturdy construction means he stays in place, giving you the freedom to explore various positions and angles.

Cleaning up after your session is simple. Use hot soapy water and allow the masturbator to dry completely before applying a light dusting of Fanta Flesh Revive powder. This ensures that your toy remains in top condition, ready for your next adventure. Enjoy endless, guilt-free fun with your new favourite toy—one that promises to always be ready and willing.

For those who crave a realistic and unyielding companion, the Fuck Me Silly Man is the ideal choice, offering an unparalleled experience of pleasure and excitement.

We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is.

Not going to be home? No problem – you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods, with options to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy in the Help Centre at the bottom of the page.

Delivery Services:

UK Shipping:

Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) – 2-3 working days

Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 – 1-2 working days

DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 – next working day

DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 – order before 14:30 on Friday

International Shipping:

We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airsure. The courier and costs vary by location, and shipping costs will be calculated automatically at checkout.

We offer free replacements for faulty items up to 28 days after purchase. Please get in touch with us either via livechat or email as soon as possible to arrange this.

+ One-year warranty on everything

We work only with the best couriers

Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) for your items to be sent out on the same day. You will be updated via email every step of the way. 

A variety of options. You can choose the delivery methods that suit you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery

Fully trackable. You will be sent a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched.

Not going to be in? Not a problem! You are able to divert your delivery to your nearest collection point.

All orders are sent out in plain boxes only, or for smaller items, these will be sent in plain protective padded envelopes.

No Logos. There is absolutely no indication of what could be inside the box, meaning you can shop in complete confidence.

We also offer international shipping across the EU & USA. Just enter your address at checkout, and your cart will be updated automatically.