How To Put On A Condom Properly
Let’s talk about wrapping your package properly. It’s not exactly rocket science, but if you don’t want any issues whilst you’re on the job, you’ll need a little finesse.
Condoms: Prepping For The Main Event
First things first. Unless you’ve just bought a fresh packet, be sure to check the expiry date. Using an old rubber is like serving expired milk – a surprise that nobody wants. To double check, give the packet a little squeeze. If it feels like a tiny air cushion, you’re good to go. If it feels stale, solid and flat, toss it away.
Next up, be sure to open up the wrapper with care. It’s more of a delicate gift, rather than a bag of crisps. And no teeth either. It might seem easier, but trust us, you don’t want to damage the goods. Use your fingers like a civilized person.
Once you’ve done this, be sure to know which way is up. It should look like a little hat, and not a shower cap. If you’re not certain, blow a little puff of air into it. It will make the right direction easy to spot and also gives you a chance to check for any sneaky holes.
Condoms: The Rolling Technique
Here comes the fun part! You’ll want to make sure your solider is standing tall. Otherwise this isn’t going to work.
Pinch the tip of the rubber to leave a little space at the end. This is crucial, unless you want to create some modern art with bodily fluids once you’re finished.
You’ll want to roll it down smoothly. We know that sometimes in the moment you want to strap it on as fast as possible, but there’s no bigger mood killer than ripping it whilst trying to put it on, or even worse, hurting yourself. If you’re using ribbed condoms, make sure those lovely ridges are on the outside, unless stated otherwise.
Roll it down all the way to the base. If it doesn’t reach, it’s either far too small, or you’ve probably got it inside out. In which case, start again. Yes, it’s annoying, but so is an unplanned mini-me.
Remember, practice makes perfect. If you’re just starting out and want to master the art, practice when you’re alone. It’s always better to fumble in private, rather than put on a clumsy performance in front of an audience! So there you have it. You now know how to wrap up like a pro. Go forth and be safe. May your nights be blessed full of pleasure and free of panic.
How Effective Are Condoms?
There’s been reported use of these superheroes dating back hundreds of years, and for good reason. But how well do they work?
Condoms: The Good, The Bad, And The Slippery
When used in the right way, they’re pretty darn good at their job. You could think of them like bouncers at the exclusive club of your privates. Keeping unwanted guests out. In fact, with perfect use, they’re 98% effective at preventing pregnancy. That’s right, only 2 out of 100 women would get pregnant in a year of perfect condom use. Not too shabby at all.
Please note – they’re only as good as the person using them. Think of it as having a top-notch alarm system, but forgetting to put it on. Although 98% is amazing, if not used or applied properly, their effectiveness can drop down to 85%. This is why taking that extra 30 seconds of care can go a seriously long way!
Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the room – STIs. Fear not though, condoms are true champs at blocking most of these as well. They reduce the risk of HIV transmission by around 80% during both vaginal or anal sex, and the number is slightly lower for other STIs like chlamydia and gonorrhea. It might not be perfect, but that number is 0 when not using one! Stay safe, people.
Spicing Up Safety: Flavoured Condoms and Beyond
These days, we’ve got flavoured ones for those who like their protection with a side of strawberry or banana! They’re great for oral adventures, but just remember not to bite, ok?
And while we’re on the subject of spicing things up, let’s not forget our other bedroom buddies. You can use rubbers to enhance the experience with your sex toys, like Fleshlight Girls, male masturbators, male vibrators and pocket pussies. These bad boys are super realistic, and adding a Johnny to your solo time can really add another layer. Ladies and anyone else looking to practice putting them onto a partner, we’ve also got you covered with realistic dildos.
Back to the point though, you can bet that these little bad boys are pretty effective at doing what they’re meant to do. But like any tool, from a penis pump to a love egg, they work best when used in the correct way.
At the end of the day, these latex legends are your best bet for keeping things fun and fuss-free in the bedroom. They might not always be perfect, but it’s as close as you’re going to get! And hey, they’re much easier to deal with rather than a surprise baby or and itchy surprise downstairs!
Why Do Condoms Have Different Flavours?
Ever wondered why your protection can taste like a fruit salad? Let’s unwrap this flavourful mystery! To begin with, let’s be clear: these tasty rubbers aren’t meant to replace your morning smoothie. They’re made to make oral sex more enjoyable. Because let’s face it, latex isn’t exactly a gourmet treat.
The idea is super simple. Make safe sex tastier, and more people might use it. It’s like adding some spice to your vegetables, and suddenly, healthy eating doesn’t seem so bad!
Flavoured Condoms: A Flavour For Every Mood
From strawberry to banana, or mint to cola, there’s a flavour for every palate. Feeling tropical? Slip on a pina colada. Craving some cake? Try chocolate. You can even get bacon ones for the meat lovers. We’re not sure who really thought that was a good idea though.
When should you break out these tasty treats you ask? You can surprise your partner with a roulette during foreplay. Spice up a steamy shower session with a watermelon wrap. Or turn a boring Wednesday night into a tropical escape with a coconut-flavoured rump. For a box with some variety, check out the Flavoured Condoms.
Don’t forget, the seasoned options are best for oral adventures. For other activities, it’s best to stick to the normal ones. You wouldn’t want your sensitive bits tasting like bubblegum, would you? It’s a bit like having a fancy cocktail or a glass of water – there’s a time and place for each.
Overall, having scented protection is all about making safe sex more fun. If you’re going to wrap it up, you might as well make it a tasty experience! Just remember, they’re for pleasure, not nutrition.
