Penis Pasta – Fun 250g Pasta with a Naughty Twist for Your Next Dinner
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Spice up your meals with the playful and cheeky Penis Pasta! This 250g box is sure to add a fun element to any dinner party or special meal. Crafted from 100% Durham wheat, it not only offers a delicious, high-quality taste, but also a humorous twist – each piece is shaped like a penis. Ideal for a night of laughs or a themed dinner, Penis Pasta transforms an ordinary dish into something far more memorable.
The unique shape is bound to get everyone talking. Whether you’re preparing a light-hearted dinner for friends or surprising your partner with something out of the ordinary, it is sure to be a conversation starter. Its playful design pairs perfectly with a variety of sauces, and it can be enjoyed just like regular pasta – making it perfect for anyone looking to add a little extra fun to their mealtime.
In addition to its amusing shape, it is made from 100% Durham wheat, ensuring that it cooks up just like traditional pasta with the same satisfying texture and taste. It’s easy to cook and can be paired with a range of sauces, from a simple tomato sauce to something a bit more indulgent. For a fun twist, we recommend our "Big Balls with Penis Pasta" recipe, featuring a steamy sauce to complement the playful pasta shape.
Spencer and Fleetwood has crafted this pasta to bring a light-hearted touch to your cooking. It’s perfect for parties, gifts, or just to add a bit of humour to a regular meal. Whether you're hosting a fun event or just looking to surprise someone with a unique gift, Penis Pasta is a must-try for anyone who enjoys a little whimsy in the kitchen. This 250g box ensures you have plenty of fun food to share, laugh over, and most importantly, enjoy.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is.
Not going to be home? No problem – you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods, with options to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy in the Help Centre at the bottom of the page.
Delivery Services:
UK Shipping:
Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) – 2-3 working days
Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 – 1-2 working days
DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 – next working day
DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 – order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping:
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airsure. The courier and costs vary by location, and shipping costs will be calculated automatically at checkout.
We offer free replacements for faulty items up to 28 days after purchase. Please get in touch with us either via livechat or email as soon as possible to arrange this.
+ One-year warranty on everything
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) for your items to be sent out on the same day. You will be updated via email every step of the way.
A variety of options. You can choose the delivery methods that suit you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery
Fully trackable. You will be sent a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched.
Not going to be in? Not a problem! You are able to divert your delivery to your nearest collection point.
All orders are sent out in plain boxes only, or for smaller items, these will be sent in plain protective padded envelopes.
No Logos. There is absolutely no indication of what could be inside the box, meaning you can shop in complete confidence.
We also offer international shipping across the EU & USA. Just enter your address at checkout, and your cart will be updated automatically.
