Everything You Need to Know About Remote Control Love Eggs

Love eggs, the cheeky little thingamajigs that have been causing quite a stir in bedrooms (and some daring public spaces!) around the world. These egg-shaped wonders, also known as remote control love eggs, are a real hit in the adult toy market - small, powerful, and full of wonderful surprises. Whether you’re just looking to get involved, or if you’re already a pro looking to add some high-tech spice to your toy drawer, let’s dial in as we crack open the world of remote control love eggs.

What Exactly is a Remote Control Love Egg?

Picture this: a small, (you guessed it!) egg-shaped vibrator that's all about thrills from the inside, specially made for vaginal use. These clever little devices are like the ninjas of the sex toy world - discreet, does the job, and ready to strike whenever you need it! What sets them apart from your standard vibrators is their ability to be controlled from a distance, either with a separate remote or through a smartphone app. We’ll expand on that a little later! 

Love eggs come in all shapes, sizes and designs. Some are smooth as a baby’s bottom, while others have more textures for a different feel. Whatever their design, just know they’re all there to carry out the same mission: to make your toes curl and have some great intimate times. Their subtle shape and quiet features make them perfect for both private playtime and notorious public adventures. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility! We wouldn’t recommend giving the control to just anyone! 

How Do These Egg Sex Toys Work?

The magic of remote control love eggs, just like wand vibrators or bullet vibrators, is all in the buzz. Literally. 

To use one, you simply insert it into the vagina. Please note that others may be for external use, like in the panties for example. Always be sure to check the manual just in case – it’s always better to be safe than sorry in the world of adult toys – believe us! Again, we can’t stress the importance enough of checking the instructions before use. Anal sex toys are generally made to have flared bases so that they don’t get lost inside you. Yes, this is a thing. Safety first people! 

Now, inside each one is a tiny motor that creates waves. When it’s inside and switched on, these vibrations travel through the egg and into the surrounding areas, hitting all the right spots. Since it can be controlled by a remote or Smartphone app, you (or your partner) can choose whether you want a gentle tickle, or a full-on dance party down there! It can be pretty much as tailored as your order from Starbucks! 

Most modern love eggs are rechargeable via USB, which is great news for both your wallet and the environment. Others use rechargeable batteries or disposable ones. Be sure to check the product description, and check if they’re included or not. Nothing worse than being unprepared when it comes down to fun times!

The range of control varies largely between models. Some work from just a few feet away, which is perfect for across-the-dinner-table teasing. Others can be controlled from across a room or even further.
App-controlled eggs take this to the next level, basically allowing control from anywhere in the world with an internet connection. Long-distance relationship? More like long-distance pleasure-ship! For more, we’d recommend taking a look at our full range of remote control vibrators. 

Bluetooth vs. Wi-Fi (and Other Modern Connections)

When it comes to the tech powering these little pleasure pods, we've got a few contenders in the ring. Bluetooth is the (current) reigning champ, but Wi-Fi and cellular connections are starting to throw their hats in the ring too. The more the better we say! 

Bluetooth is like the dependable friend of the connectivity world. It's great for short to medium range control, usually up to about 30 feet. It's generally secure and doesn't guzzle battery life. The downside? It can be a bit erratic, especially in areas with more Bluetooth devices than a tech convention. You know what we mean, when you’re trying to connect your phone to a Bluetooth speaker. It doesn’t always go as planned, but such is life. 

Wi-Fi enabled love eggs are the new kids on the block, strutting their stuff with worldwide range. As long as both the egg and the controller have an internet connection, you could theoretically control your egg from the moon (though we don't recommend it - the lag would be terrible). The trade-off is that Wi-Fi can be a bit of a battery vampire, and you need to be somewhere with reliable internet. No one wants their pleasure session interrupted by the dreaded buffering symbol.

Some high-end models are even starting to use cellular data connections, similar to your iPhone or Android. These offer the ultimate in long-distance control, but since they’re pretty new, you can say that they’re not as available as the rest. This will probably change soon though, the way technology is moving forward. Keep an eye out for these in the near future! 

As with most sex toys, each type has its pros and cons, so think about how you plan to use your love egg. If you're mainly using it at home or for close-range play, Bluetooth might be all you need.
For long-distance fun, Wi-Fi or cellular might be worth the splurge. Just remember, with great connectivity comes great possibility for awkward tech support calls.

Choosing the Right Remote Love Egg for You

Picking out the perfect remote control love egg is a bit like online dating - there's a lot to consider, and what looks good on paper might not always be the perfect match in real life. We’re not saying the egg sex toys are catfish, but you know, there’s things to consider and look out for. 

Size and shape are important factors to think about. If you're new to insertable toys, you might want to start with a smaller, smoother egg. More experienced users might prefer something bigger or with more texture for varied feelings. We’d always recommend starting small, slow and steady and working your way up. A bit like a butt plug set, or dildos. We wouldn’t ever recommend a beginner to start with huge dildos. Slow and steady wins the race after all! 

Material is also super essential. Be sure to always opt for body-safe materials like medical-grade silicone, which is non-porous and easy to clean. Some cheaper toys might use materials that can aid bacteria, so it's definitely worth investing in quality for your health and safety. You’re unlikely to get these kinds at RaptureWorks though, since we only stock trusted brands, but always double check before buying. You can thank us later. 

Next, think about how and where you plan to use your love egg. If public play is what you fancy, you'll want a model with a longer control range. But if it's just for bedroom use, the range might not be so important.

Next, think about the settings and speeds. Some people prefer a wide range of options to keep things interesting, while others are happy with a few reliable settings. It's like choosing between a 31-flavor ice cream shop and your trusted neighbourhood gelato place. It’s sometimes better to go with tried and trusted, but other times you might need to switch things up for a nice change. 

If you’re looking to go more incognito, you’ll want to go for a more quiet option. Take the Vive Aika - Dual Action Vibrating Love Egg with 20 Functions and Remote Control for example, known for its sound, or lack of shall we say? There's nothing worse than a buzzing noise giving the game away at an ill-timed moment. You want pleasure, not a re-enactment of that scene from "When Harry Met Sally"!

Next, think about the battery life. How long can the egg run on a single charge? If you're planning on longer play sessions, you'll want something with more staying power than a marathon runner, like the Lelo Lyla 2. More on that below. 

Water resistance is worth thinking about too. If you want to use your love egg in the shower or bath, make sure it's fully waterproof. There's nothing sexy about water damage.

And of course, there's the matter of budget. They can range from budget-friendly options to high-end luxury models that cost more than a fancy dinner date. While it's always worth investing in quality, there are good options available at various price points. Just remember, when it comes to things you're putting in your body, "you get what you pay for" is a pretty good rule of thumb. 

We’ve reviewed a handful of options below, to help you further.

Safety First: Using Your Love Egg Responsibly

While remote control love eggs can be a lot of fun, it's crucial to use them safely and sensibly. 

Always use plenty of water-based lubricant to ensure comfortable insertion and removal. Start with lower vibration settings and slowly increase as desired - there's no need to go from zero to one hundred right off the bat! 

Rarely would we ever recommend sharing a love egg, or any other sex toy for that matter, with anyone else. If you really must though, we’d suggest a deep clean, and taking extra care by wearing a condom over it. If you experience any pain or discomfort, remove it straight away. Your vagina isn't a grin-and-bear-it situation.

If you're using your egg in public settings, we’d urge you to be aware of your surroundings and make sure you have full consent from all involved parties. Without sounding like a party pooper, public play can be great, but there’s always a time and place. 

It's also worth noting that love eggs aren't recommended during pregnancy without talking to a healthcare provider first. "But doctor, I just wanted to give the baby a massage" probably won't fly as an excuse. 

Finally, don’t use a love egg if you have any vaginal infections or open wounds. And remember, unless specifically stated otherwise by the manufacturer, love eggs are designed for vaginal use only. Never use a vaginal love egg for anal play, as it could get lost inside the body. Trust us, "Egg Hunt" is not a game you want to play with your doctor!

Cleaning and Maintenance Tips

Keeping your egg sex toy clean and well-maintained is key to both hygiene and a long lifespan. 

Always clean before and after each use with mild, unscented soap and warm water, or if you want some hi-grade stuff, check out our range of sex toy cleaners.
If it's not waterproof, be careful not to drown the charging port in water - use a damp cloth instead. You wouldn’t put your iPhone under a tap would you?

you’ve cleaned it, make sure to dry it out fully before putting it away or charging it. Store it in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. If it’s not fully dry, you might turn it into an ideal environment for bacteria to grow. Luckily for all of us, many come with storage bags, which can help protect the toy from dust, lint and anything else. It's like tucking your little egg into bed after a hard day's work.

If they use batteries, it's a good idea to remove them when not in use to stop any corrosion. For rechargeable ones, try to maintain the battery by not letting it fully discharge, and also avoiding overcharging. Treat it like your laptop - you wouldn't let that die completely, would you?

You’ll also want to check for any signs of wear and tear as often as you can, especially around the seams and control buttons. And remember, only use water-based lubricants with silicone toys, as silicone-based lubes can degrade the material. It's like putting diesel in a petrol car - not a good mix.

So, by following these cleaning and upkeeping tips, you can trust that your vibrating egg stays in top condition, providing pleasure for years to come. After all, you want your egg to keep laying golden moments, not end up as a sad, broken shell of its former self. 

To summarise, these egg sex toys offer a really unique and rousing way to explore fun times, either alone or with your lover. As with any adult toy, it's important to think about safety, hygiene, and responsible use. Whether you're new to vibrating eggs or looking to add to your collection, there’s truly something for every preference and experience level. 

For more information on sexual health and wellbeing, you’ll want to explore the rest of our blogs, and if you’re curious about all other sex toys, we’d suggest scrolling through our vast collection. From male sex toys, to BDSM gear and Fleshlight, we’ve got you covered. 

Remember, a fulfilling and healthy sex life plays a big part of overall wellbeing, and discovering new entities can be a super fun and rewarding experience when done safely and consensually. Now go forth and get your eggs-ploration on!

Our Love Egg Recommendations

Here at RaptureWorks, we take our pleasure seriously - and that means testing every product we recommend. When it comes to remote control love eggs, we've left no stone unturned (or should we say, no egg uncracked?). Our team of reviewers have spent a lot of time exploring, using, and yes, enjoying these little marvels.

We've put these eggs through their paces in a series of tests - from discreet public play to raunchy solo sessions and everything in between. Each of these eggs has been put through extensive testing—from discreet public play to steamy solo sessions. Vibration strength, battery life, and connectivity were all meticulously evaluated. Even their waterproof claims were tested with a splash in the shower!

We’ve looked at all the important factors like build quality, material safety, ease of use. Not forgetting the number one, how it feels. We've also considered customer feedback and long-term consistency to make sure we're endorsing products that stand the test of time.

So, without babbling on any further, let's get into our top picks that are in stock now. Trust us, we've done the hard work so you can focus on the fun part!

In no particular order; 

CalExotics Petite Panty Teaser - 12 Functions, Remote Control

Pros:

• Ergonomic design fits nice and discreetly in underwear
• 10-meter remote range, ideal for public play scenarios
• IPX7 waterproof rating, safe for shower use
• 12 distinct vibration modes for varied stimulation
• Made from body-safe silicone

Cons:

• Battery life limited to about 1 hour on highest setting
• May be too small for users who prefer a little more stimulation on the inside
• Remote can be a bit fussy in areas with other devices around

Overall: A great choice for discreet public play, with its comfy fit and solid range. Best suited for those who prefer external stimulation.

Magic Motion Fugu - Red Pocket Vibrator with 7 Powerful Patternsl Vibe Remote Control

Pros:

• Unique pebble shape designed for clitoral stimulation
• App-controlled with Bluetooth connectivity for long-distance play
• Rechargeable lithium-ion battery with 2-hour runtime
• Ultra-quiet motor (under 40dB) for discreet use
• Made from body-safe silicone, free from phthalates and BPA

Cons:

• App has a slight learning curve and may require updates
• Not suitable for internal use
• Bluetooth connection can sometimes drop in crowded areas

Overall: Ideal for tech-savvy users who want nifty, long-distance options with a focus on clitoral stimulation.

Svakom Ella Neo: App-Controlled Red Vibrating Bullet with 10 Modes

Pros:

• Powerful motor with 5 vibration modes and 5 intensity levels
• App-controlled with video chat feature for an interactive long-distance play
• Made from body-safe silicone with a smooth, luxurious feel
• Rechargeable with up to 2 hours of continuous use
• Compact size (3.4 inches long) great for travel and caution

Cons:

• Intensity might be a little much for beginners, even at lower settings
• App occasionally experiences connectivity issues 
• Limited internal stimulation due to its bullet shape

Overall: Perfect for experienced users looking for powerful vibrations and interactive features.

Love to Love Vibrating Egg - Remote Control, 10 Vibration Modes, Whisper Quiet, Waterproof, USB Rechargeable, Pink

Pros:

• Sleek, tapered design for comfortable insertion and wear
• 7 vibration modes with a good range of intensities
• IPX7 waterproof rating for versatile use
• Rechargeable with up to 1.5 hours of playtime
• Remote control works up to 10 meters away

Cons:

• Remote control layout could be more natural
• Limited to 3 intensity levels, which may not be enough for some users
• Charging port cover can be tricky to secure properly

Overall: A stylish and reliable choice with good battery life and range, suitable for everyone.

Lelo LYLA 2 - Deep Rose Remote-Controlled Vibrating Massager with SenseMotion Technology

Pros:

• Premium silicone construction, body-safe and hypoallergenic
• Powerful yet whisper-quiet motor (under 50dB)
• SenseMotion technology in the remote for intuitive control
• Impressive 12-meter range for public play scenarios
• Rechargeable with up to 4 hours of playtime
• 100% waterproof (IPX7 rated) for aquatic adventures
• 8 vibration patterns with variable intensity
• Elegant, discreet design typical of Lelo products

Cons:

• Higher price point compared to some competitors
• SenseMotion remote can have a learning curve
• May be too large for some users (3.5 inches insertable length)

Overall: It’s a top-tier product that mixes luxury, performance, and innovation. Ideal for users who want a premium experience and are willing to invest in quality. It stands out for its SenseMotion technology, which can control vibrations by tilting or shaking the remote control. 

On top of this, its super long battery life and range make it a top choice for marathon sessions and public scenarios. It’s super powerful, but comes with a very quiet motor.

Budget Option: Pocket Exotics Double Bullets - Dual Motor Silver Bullet Vibe with 2 Intense Speeds

Pros:

• Affordable price point, great for beginners
• Dual bullets allow for varied stimulation
• Waterproof design for shower and bath play
• Simple, user-friendly wired remote control
• Compact size for easy storage and travel

Cons:

• Less powerful motor compared to premium options
• Limited to 3 vibration patterns
• Wired connection limits range and may be less convenient
• Made from ABS plastic, which is body-safe but less luxurious than silicone

Overall: An ideal entry-level option for people who want to try these products without spending too much. The dual bullet design offers versatility despite limited features.

Alright, so there you have it - our top picks for remote control love eggs, from budget-friendly options to luxury sprees. Honestly, choosing the right one can feel a bit like picking your favourite pizza - it all comes down to personal taste!

If you're new to the game, maybe start with something simple like the Pocket Exotics Double Bullets. It's kind of like getting a scoop of vanilla - reliable and gets the job done. But if you're ready to venture into the wild world of app-controlled fun, the Magic Motion Fugu or Svakom Ella Neo might be for you. 

For those of you who like to live on the edge (or just outside the bedroom), the Calexotics Panty Teaser or Lelo Lyla 2 could be your new partners in crime. Just remember, what works for your bestie might not rock your world, and that's totally ok.

Our advice? Think about what you really want from your love egg. Are you all about that long-distance loving? Crazy for powerful vibes? Need something whisper-quiet for sneaky fun? Once you've got that figured out, picking your perfect egg becomes way easier.

And hey, don't stress too much about it. Half the fun is in the experimenting. So go ahead, take the plunge, and who knows - you might just find your new favourite bedside buddy. Happy egg hunting, crew! 

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