Dickheads Straws – Fun Party Straws (8-Pack, White & Black) for Hilarious Sips
£8.99
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Make your next party or event even more memorable with Dickheads Straws. This 8-pack of fun straws is perfect for adding a playful twist to any gathering. Each set includes 4 white and 4 black straws, ensuring you can share the laughs with friends, family, or guests. They feature a cheeky design that is sure to get everyone talking, making them an ideal choice for bachelor or bachelorette parties, birthdays, or any occasion that needs a bit of humour.
Made from phthalate-free materials, the Dickheads Straws are safe to use while still providing a laugh. The sturdy construction ensures that they will last through many rounds of drinks, making them both fun and practical. Whether you're serving cocktails, soda, or your favourite party drink, they will have your guests smiling every time they sip.
Not only are they a great conversation starter, but they are also a fun gift idea. Imagine the look on your friends' faces when they open a gift with these cheeky straws inside. They're a perfect addition to gift bags or as a quirky stocking stuffer for those who appreciate a sense of humour.
These accessories are a fun, light-hearted way to add personality to your party and encourage laughter among guests. Their unique design makes them stand out from ordinary party accessories, ensuring they’re remembered long after the event is over. They also come in a convenient pack of 8, so there’s plenty to go around.
The Dickheads Straws are ideal for anyone looking to spice up their party atmosphere with a touch of humour. Add these to your collection of party supplies and watch your guests enjoy every sip, all while chuckling at the playful design.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
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Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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