Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke - Powerful Penis Pump for Size, Girth & Enhanced Performance
FREE UK delivery with purchase over £50
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Experience the transformative effects of the Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke, a high-quality penis pump designed to help you achieve impressive gains in size, girth, and overall sexual health—all in a comfortable and user-friendly way. It features a robust suction mechanism paired with a comfort seal that ensures a perfect fit against your body, maximizing efficiency and results.
The solid transparent cylinder allows you to track your progress visually, while the soft pneumatic pump action bulb is easy to squeeze, enabling you to create powerful suction effortlessly. The flexible tube connecting the hand pump to the cylinder offers comfort and freedom of movement, making your experience enjoyable.
Measuring an internal length of 8.9 inches and a maximum girth of 7.3 inches, it provides ample room for expansion. With a diameter of 2.35 inches, this pump is designed for flexibility and effectiveness, ensuring you achieve the results you desire. Made from phthalate-free materials, the comfort seal features smooth and stretchy TPE that enhances your comfort while using.
With regular use, it not only delivers noticeable size increases but also promotes improved blood flow, leading to harder and longer-lasting erections. Say goodbye to insecurities in the bedroom, as the increased confidence from using this device will leave you feeling empowered. The quick-release valve is conveniently placed for easy access, ensuring you can control your session with ease.
When you're done, simply detach the cylinder from the hand pump and clean it using hot soapy water and a suitable toy cleaner to maintain its quality. Enhance your sexual experiences with the Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke—designed to support your journey to better performance and satisfaction.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is.
Not going to be home? No problem – you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods, with options to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy in the Help Centre at the bottom of the page.
Delivery Services:
UK Shipping:
Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) – 2-3 working days
Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 – 1-2 working days
DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 – next working day
DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 – order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping:
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airsure. The courier and costs vary by location, and shipping costs will be calculated automatically at checkout.
We offer free replacements for faulty items up to 28 days after purchase. Please get in touch with us either via livechat or email as soon as possible to arrange this.
+ One-year warranty on everything
We work only with the best couriers
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) for your items to be sent out on the same day. You will be updated via email every step of the way.
A variety of options. You can choose the delivery methods that suit you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery
Fully trackable. You will be sent a tracking number as soon as your order is dispatched.
Not going to be in? Not a problem! You are able to divert your delivery to your nearest collection point.
All orders are sent out in plain boxes only, or for smaller items, these will be sent in plain protective padded envelopes.
No Logos. There is absolutely no indication of what could be inside the box, meaning you can shop in complete confidence.
We also offer international shipping across the EU & USA. Just enter your address at checkout, and your cart will be updated automatically.
