I Love Cock Mug – Bold Statement Mug, White, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe
£8.99
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One-Year Warranty
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The "I Love Cock Mug" is perfect for those who aren’t afraid to make a statement. Whether you're enjoying a morning coffee or sipping tea, this white ceramic mug will certainly catch attention with its bold, unapologetic message. Designed to stand out, it is ideal for anyone who loves to add a touch of humour to their daily routine.
Crafted from durable ceramic, it offers a solid and comfortable grip, making it easy to hold your favourite hot drink. It features a large handle for a comfortable hold, perfect for enjoying any beverage from coffee to hot chocolate. The mug's white finish ensures the vibrant print stands out, delivering a playful touch to your kitchen or office space.
It is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it both practical and easy to clean. No need to worry about hand washing – just toss it in the dishwasher for a hassle-free clean-up after each use. The microwave-safe feature allows you to easily reheat your drink, so you can enjoy it just the way you like.
Whether you’re gifting it to a friend or adding it to your own collection, this item is an excellent way to express your sense of humour and boldness. It's great for casual use at home or as a fun addition to your workplace. The statement design ensures that it will get noticed, making it a conversation starter among friends, family, or colleagues.
With a size that comfortably holds your favourite beverage, the I Love Cock Mug is a great gift for anyone who enjoys quirky, humorous items. Its sturdy ceramic construction guarantees that it will last for years, maintaining its vibrant print with regular use.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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